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Me: Did it give you an error message? Client: I don’t know, I’m not a computer person.

Clients from Hell - 8 hours 8 min ago

Me: Did it give you an error message? 

Client: I don’t know, I’m not a computer person.

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The past couple of years, our agency has done a brochure for a company that then takes the files and...

Clients from Hell - 9 hours 48 min ago

The past couple of years, our agency has done a brochure for a company that then takes the files and changes out pictures, colors and text for different target audiences. We typically design brochures in InDesign, package the files and send them off. This year, the client was about to begin the project and sent this email:

Client: To be 100% honest, we found the InDesign file to have some limitations on the main page of the brochure so we recreated it in Photoshop. I can send you some files if you want but just felt like the extension of the boxes added too much time. I would love to get a fresh look for 2017, but not sure if they can work in Photoshop for the Main File and then we can just add the text for the entire schedule in InDesign.

He sent the Photoshop files they recreated back to us so we could understand what they did, and yes, they did recreate the whole brochure in Photoshop. So, this year, we did exactly what was requested. We designed the brochure in Photoshop and added some text in InDesign. Through a serious of edits, they made the brochure look bad but were happy with it in the end, so we packaged the file up and sent it to them. The main design was done in Photoshop, per their request (since we would have done it in InDesign otherwise). Then we received this email: 

Client: Based on all the files, I am not sure this was sent correctly because it was our understanding that all the links would be able to be swapped out and these files are just layered PSDs.  Last time we were able to go into the InDesign file and swap pics in and out. Please advise.

So basically they still wanted the functionality of InDesign without actually USING InDesign.

I don’t know what he was thinking this whole time, but I do know whatever we would have done would have been wrong. 

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Say NOTHING!

Clients from Hell - Thu, 06/21/2018 - 10:20am

Client: Swap out that photo. The man with the beard looks like a pedophile.

Client’s employee: (passing by) Hey, that looks like my brother!

Me: ….

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I work as an architectural draftsman. Once I made a concept for a house. I send it to the client as...

Clients from Hell - Thu, 06/21/2018 - 8:40am

I work as an architectural draftsman. Once I made a concept for a house. I send it to the client as PDF via e-mail so that he could review it and make changes. Instead of making the changes directly in the PDF or print it, scribble the changes on it with a pen, scan it and send it back via e-mail, he calls me:

Client: There are some changes that I want you to do in the draft. Some walls need to be moved. Starting with this wall.

Over the phone, I heard an audible tap on a piece of paper.

Me: Sure, no problem. I can do that, but can you be more specific about which wall you mean?

Client: This wall right here!

Once again, I heard him tap on the paper.

Me: I’m sorry, but I don’t know which one you mean because…

Client: (cuts me off) If you go from the living room to the kitchen and then to the next room, that wall there!

At this point, the tap on the paper is angrier.

Me: Sorry, but I can’t see which wall you’re pointing at.

Client: (shouts) WHY NOT? CAN YOU MOVE THAT WALL NOW OR NOT?

Me: …

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I work at a small company in a position unrelated to any design discipline but have a strong...

Clients from Hell - Wed, 06/20/2018 - 10:20am

I work at a small company in a position unrelated to any design discipline but have a strong background and a good eye for design. I’d volunteered to take on designing some things like posters, banners, and images, mostly because my boss won’t pay anyone to do it and it physically hurts me to look at our poorly-designed elements. What I hoped to accomplish was change my boss’ mind when it comes to the importance of good design, and open their eyes to the time and effort that goes into designing anything.

That was mistake number one.

Recently, I had re-made our entire company website, keeping all of the content but completely revamping the look, functionality, images, and overall quality. I spent days on research and actually building the website so that the result was something I could be proud of. I worked on my hours off because there was no time to do it at work.

Mistake number two.

Me: Here’s the new design; I’ve incorporated a company logo, included images, call to action, company info, cleaned up the clutter, and made it more user-friendly.

Client: I don’t like the company logo, we don’t need one. The design and colors look too plain. 

Me: Ok, how about I show you the rest of the website – this is only the landing page.

Client: The design looks too distracting and busy. 

Me, already at a loss for words because it was the same design they called plain a second ago: Ok, I can look into tweaking the design.

Client: It looks too… (insert a bunch of adjectives here that all contradict each other) Oh, I know! Let’s get everyone here to look at it and see what they want to change about it!

Me: That’s not… it’s not…

Too late, everyone gathers around.

Client(s): Why did you put that photo of clouds there? What does it mean? It doesn’t “speak” to the other images. The clouds don’t have anything to do with what we do.

Me: They’re not there to showcase what we do. It’s a passive image, there to add texture and keep in line with our blue color scheme.

Client(s): But what does it MEAN?

Me: There were flowers on the home page and no one asked what those meant.

Client(s): Yeah, but those look nice.

Me: That’s why the clouds are there. To “look nice”. 

Client(s): How about something more abstract? Like a picture of wood?

Me: How is wood abstract-

Client(s): I don’t know. I just think it needs to be something else.

Me: What do you suggest?

Client(s): I don’t know. 

No good deed goes unpunished. I’ve started looking up freelance designers that they can pay to do the work for them. 

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Client: How’s the project coming? We are approaching deadline.Me: I’ve asked you for a due date...

Clients from Hell - Wed, 06/20/2018 - 8:40am

Client: How’s the project coming? We are approaching deadline.

Me: I’ve asked you for a due date several times and you still haven’t provided one. What is the deadline?

Client: There isn’t one, but we are approaching it.

I guess I’m on schedule.

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I worked as a web dev on this client’s business site. I was not being paid to troubleshoot.-All...

Clients from Hell - Tue, 06/19/2018 - 10:20am

I worked as a web dev on this client’s business site. I was not being paid to troubleshoot.

-All emails sent to the client’s business email address bounced – and that’s just for starters.

Client: When I click the “email us” icon in Chrome, it doesn’t work. What did you do?

Me: Hmm… that functionality shouldn’t have changed at all. Maybe it’s your browser settings – can you use the “mailto” function on other websites?

Yes: Yes! Just fix it.

At this point, the client proposed a ‘solution’ that doesn’t address the problem at all and called me “incompetent” when I informed them of this.

Turns out, the client had “mailto” functionality turned off in chrome and lied about it working on other sites.

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Client: Wait, did YOU draw this?Me: Well, yeah… that’s why you hired me.Client: Oh! I thought you...

Clients from Hell - Tue, 06/19/2018 - 8:40am

Client: Wait, did YOU draw this?

Me: Well, yeah… that’s why you hired me.

Client: Oh! I thought you just took this from google and changed the words!

Me: No… that would be illegal.

Client: Huh!

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I was doing marketing for a restaurant, and the client needed a full-page, full-color newspaper ad...

Clients from Hell - Mon, 06/18/2018 - 10:20am

I was doing marketing for a restaurant, and the client needed a full-page, full-color newspaper ad for a local paper. After nailing down the details on what to include, they gave me a “timeline.”

Client: We have some time now – can you turn that around in the next five minutes?

Me: Uh… no. No. No way. This will take a couple of hours at least.

Client: You’re being confrontational. Just say “yes” and make it happen.

Already pretty bad, right? Well, they added insult to injury:

Client: Okay, take three days. But just to let you know, we’re also going to design an ad in those three days and I’ll decide which one is better.

I quit the next day.

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I work for a translation company and we have a frequent client who simply refuses to make things...

Clients from Hell - Mon, 06/18/2018 - 8:40am

I work for a translation company and we have a frequent client who simply refuses to make things easy.

Client: (emails order form without any attached files) This is a preview form and it will also be sent to you by fax together with the actual foreign text.

The administrative staff are about to lose it since the client always sends duplicate orders this way. A fax with the actual order arrives 30 minutes later. They want a translation of a printed text from the internet. In addition, the print has become all pixelated and unreadable. Of course, they additionally want this on express delivery….

Me: Could you please email me a better copy of your order since the translator won’t be able to read this here source file? Your fax made it pixelated on transmission.

Client: Sure, I’ll send it by snail mail.

Me: Fine, that would do. Please write your postal address and booking number so we can put the papers in the correct folder.

The client does not respond to my reply. Two days later (!) the text arrives. Remember, they wanted express delivery… But that’s not all. The client has printed out my request email and ignored that I kindly asked for a postal address and booking number. 

When the translation is ready, I’m unable to fax it because of an error. Their fax machine can’t be reached. I send them another email about it.

Me: Our fax won’t come through since your machine doesn’t respond. That means we can’t send you the translation by fax. Would email delivery be okay?

Client: No. Please don’t email it! The translation contains confidential information! Someone could snatch it if it gets on the cloud.

Well, it’s actually a printed webpage that has been on the internet for a few weeks, maybe longer… It was obviously not confidential at all. I contacted them again and asked for the postal code. No response. I actually ended up googling where to send the delivery. I know I got the right address, but nevertheless

A month later the client sends a message:

Client: It seems like we haven’t received this particular translation. Would you please be able to check what has happened to it?

Me: ….

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The Big Book of Font Combinations — $13!

Clients from Hell - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 10:20am

This week’s deal is on an invaluable resource for designers  — The Big Book of Font Combinations!

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The Big Book of Font Combinations is a historic deep dive into the font pairings that have defined design since Gutenberg created his print press. Delivered as a 100% Vector, fully searchable PDF! This text features 370 pages PACKED with inspirational combinations that will make you a better designer! Learn about the history of your craft, or just shamelessly swipe combo ideas from the greatest designers the world has ever known. 

The Big Book of Font Combinations retails for $25, but for just a few more days you can save 48% and only pay $13. That’s a small price for a resource you’ll use time and time again. 

> Check out the deal here.

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Me: (Fixes clients computer problem for the agreed price in a couple minutes)Client: You only did a...

Clients from Hell - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 8:40am

Me: (Fixes clients computer problem for the agreed price in a couple minutes)

Client: You only did a few minutes of work! That’s not worth $50.

Me: Price sheet is right here. You agreed to it. Also, I fixed your computer, so…

Client: I’m not paying for that, you hardly did anything!

Me: Well you won’t get your device back until you pay, so good luck with that.

Client: You can’t do that!

Me: I can when a shitty client doesn’t pay for work they couldn’t do themselves.

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Client: I need some postcards for an event I’m going to in August. They need to explain our...

Clients from Hell - Sat, 06/16/2018 - 10:20am

Client: I need some postcards for an event I’m going to in August. They need to explain our services. And please don’t leave it too late, I want them ready by July.

Me: Thanks for your request, we can definitely help you with that and there’s plenty of time to get it done. We’ll need some content from you though before we can get started. Can you send me over some information about your services and an idea of the kind of images/logos etc you’d like to include?

Four weeks later and no response from client…

Me: Hi there, I was just wondering if you’ve had a chance to have a think about what you’d like your postcards to include? We’re only a few weeks away from your deadline so I need to get started on the designs ASAP. I’m happy to meet up for a chat if you’re unsure of what to include?

Another two weeks go by…

Client: How are my postcards coming along? I need them this week. Don’t forget, I told you not to leave it too late! 

Me: (Curls up in a ball under desk and sobs…)

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Me: What’s your budget?Client: Our budget is the best we can get for the least amount of money.

Clients from Hell - Sat, 06/16/2018 - 8:40am

Me: What’s your budget?

Client: Our budget is the best we can get for the least amount of money.

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Client: What’s taking so long with my sign? It’s been a few weeks since I ordered it, and I still...

Clients from Hell - Fri, 06/15/2018 - 10:20am

Client: What’s taking so long with my sign? It’s been a few weeks since I ordered it, and I still didn’t see any designs yet.

Me: Didn’t you get the sketches yet? I mailed them last week. 

Client: Oh… so that’s what it was? I did get something from you, but I thought it was a bill, so I trashed it.

Me: ….

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This story is completely true, and utterly ridiculous at the same time.I’ve been doing some video...

Clients from Hell - Fri, 06/15/2018 - 8:40am

This story is completely true, and utterly ridiculous at the same time.

I’ve been doing some video editing jobs as part of my position at a digital design agency. I was recently briefed on a job that would be recurring monthly, and as a result, I needed to create a template that could be edited for future variations.

Client: The background is rather dark.

Me: Yes. It’s black. If you’d like we can try experimenting with different colors?

Client: No, no, I quite like the black, it’s just…very dark. Can we lighten it a bit?

Me: Well, sure. It won’t be black anymore though. Lightening it even slightly will make it a dark grey/charcoal.

Client: Hmmm. I don’t like that. Any other ideas?

Me: Well I could add a white pattern overlay. That should break up the monotony of the black a bit and add a little character?

Client: But won’t that make it even DARKER?

I’m not even kidding.

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Me: *asks important questions about how a thing could be...

Clients from Hell - Thu, 06/14/2018 - 3:07pm


Me: *asks important questions about how a thing could be possible*
Client: *gets offended*

Original story here: https://clientsfromhell.net/post/694721715/client-i-need-you-to-redesign-the-shirts-you

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I’m a senior copywriter in an in-house marketing department.Client: We need you to write website...

Clients from Hell - Thu, 06/14/2018 - 10:20am

I’m a senior copywriter in an in-house marketing department.

Client: We need you to write website pages for these suites of programs.

Me: OK, can I get some guidance here so we don’t run into problems later? Can I see a design so I know what copy is needed and the general structure? Are there specific features of the program the brand team wants to mention? Etc.

Client: You’re a senior copywriter, I expect you to know this stuff.

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Client: We printed the file you sent us to see how it looks in scale and I don’t think you set the...

Clients from Hell - Thu, 06/14/2018 - 8:40am

Client: We printed the file you sent us to see how it looks in scale and I don’t think you set the size correctly. It’s very small.

Me: Hmm, the artboard size reads 36 inches. How are you printing this?

Client: We used our printer and printed on a letter size paper.

Me: Okay, you will have to check “Do Not Scale” and print them out on several papers and tile them.

Client: But we have to fit it on a letter size, so we clicked “Fit to Page.” Now how do I make this bigger?

After 30 minutes of explaining how to print, I ended up calling the youngest available person in the company (an intern) to eventually get them to print in size.

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